Smell ya later, January.

WATCH
The Mortified Shoebox Show
What: The comedy collective takes the hilarity of its stage shows to the next level with the launch of a new Web series.
Why: Get on the Shoebox.
Where: Online at getmortified.com.

HEAR
The Mars Volta
What: The unconventional psych rock/hardcore/all-around awesome band covers the Sugarcubes classic “Birthday.” Oh, and check out their new album, The Bedlam in Goliath.
Why: Bjork’s footsteps are ones to follow in.
Where: Online at themarsvolta.com.

DRINK
Dreamerz
What: All-natural bevvies in flavors like Chocolate S’nores and Vanilla Van Winkle help you relax and fall asleep naturally.
Why: Dreamerz a little dream.
Where: Online at dreamerzfoods.com.

EAT
Holy Chocolate Bars
What: Bite into delectable light and dark chocolate treats made by monks in Italy and packaged in a burlap sack.
Why: They’re sinfully delicious.
Where: Online at holyorders.biz.

CONCOCT
Eco-Me
What: Purchase these kits and make totally safe cleaning, body, baby, and pet products.
Why: You could use a little me time.
Where: Online at eco-me.com.